hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mia, 17, England

I love chicken probably more than the average person

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal)

Reblogged from fetusburger, Posted by tastefullyoffensive.
tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
Reblogged from erected, Posted by lol-coaster.
werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY