hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mia, 17, England

I love chicken probably more than the average person

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: blacksupervillain)

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

image

this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot)

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

"Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges."

potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

My life

(via theponicorn)

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille)